dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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