Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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