are you still at the devil's house?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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