White coat. Heels.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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