they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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