Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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