Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
