We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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