You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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