I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I didn't shave. On purpose
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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