so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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