just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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