she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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