Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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