I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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