We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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