I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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