My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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