it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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