omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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