Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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