real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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