I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So vagazzling was a success
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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