we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
