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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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