Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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