omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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