he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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