So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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