arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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