I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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