Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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