butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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