Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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