Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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