At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
