come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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