I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
