dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
It's not a walk of shame if you run
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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