Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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