yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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