Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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