its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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