That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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