I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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