I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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