my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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