I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
false alarm, still single
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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