I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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