You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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