It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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