At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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