...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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