Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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