Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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