You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
