Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sorry about my life...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
