just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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