she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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