ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Drake has all the answers
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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