Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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