Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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